Funny Cricket & Football Shirts
Astronauts playing cricket in space. Scientists in a football match. A banana taking on a mango. Sports jokes for fans who have heard all the usual ones. Or design your own →
Free shipping to the UK, Australia, US & worldwide · No minimum order · Sizes XS–5XL · Made to order in 5–7 working days
Funny cricket and football shirts
Original funny cricket shirts and football shirts for fans in the UK, Australia and everywhere the two games fight over the same weekend. Every design began as one typed idea in our AI designer and is printed to order — so you won’t see these on a stall outside the ground.
Good gifts for
- Cricket fans — Ashes season, club presentations, the teammate who still talks about that one fifty
- Football fans — birthdays, Secret Santa, match-day banter
- Teams and clubs — design one joke and order a shirt for every player, no minimum and the same price each
Prices
| Garment | Ready-made design | Your own design |
|---|---|---|
| T-shirt | $35.99 | $35.85 |
| Hoodie | $49.99 | $47.85 |
| Sweatshirt | $44.99 | $37.85 |
| Cap | $27.99 | $28.85 |
Every price includes free worldwide shipping.
Make one for your team
Describe your joke and put your club name in quotation marks, e.g. a bat and ball with “Sunday XI”. See custom team shirts for tips. We can’t print club crests, league logos or real players.
Questions
How do I pick the right size?
Measure a top that already fits from armpit to armpit and match it to the size chart. Made-to-order items can’t be swapped for a different size.
How long does delivery take?
Each item is printed in 5–7 working days, then delivered in about 5–10 working days to the US, 7–14 to the UK and 10–20 to Australia. Order around three weeks before a birthday or holiday.
What if it arrives damaged or misprinted?
Email support@wearlie.com within 7 days of delivery with a photo and we replace or refund it free — no need to send it back. Refund policy
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